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Chocolate is Healthy?

Valentines Day ChocolateWho wants an excuse to eat chocolate? Oh wow, everyone? That got a much better response than I expected. Just kidding. That’s exactly what I thought would happen. So there’s this stuff called dark chocolate. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a darker, slightly more bitter version of milk chocolate. But here’s the fun part…it’s actually really good for you.

It has a ton of health benefits, but I’ll just name a few:

  • It can help keep you cholesterol under control
  • It can help protect you from diseases
  • It improves your heart health

And my personal favorite:

  • It can potentially help PREVENT CANCER ARE YOU KIDDING ME

If you want to fill up on dark chocolate and improve your life overall, come see us for a service and chow down. If anyone asks, just say, “Hey, I’m trying to add years to my life here. You know what doesn’t help with that? Getting all up in my business. You should go have some dark chocolate and calm down.”

Or, ya know, something like that.

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